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nowletsfixthismess:

Me, feeling lethargic and drowsy all day: why is this happening I got so much sleep last night
Me later that evening eating my first proper meal of the day: 

(via scp-113)

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Mar 19, 2019

Just realized Buzz and Woody are named after dildos

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Jan 09, 2019

boobvoid:

therapist: how are you?
me: fine how are you

(via keepmeafloat)

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Nov 21, 2018

theliftinglife00:

professor: *teaches 5 chapters in a 50 minute class* Does everyone understand?

me:

(via hypotheticallyqj)

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Nov 21, 2018

gaypeopletwitter:

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Sep 02, 2018

hallucin8:

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

(via keepmeafloat)

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Sep 02, 2018

I get to come up with a cocktail for our next menu!

My base liquor is rum and I’m going for a pirate name like the pirates booty or pirates life or something better idk it’s gonna be good though

bartending

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Mar 07, 2018

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Feb 28, 2018

thightat:

SHE SHOOK HER HEAD NO THATS SO CUTE

(via keepmeafloat)

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Jul 24, 2016

thingstolovefor:

Jon Stewart had a few words for the people who cry about wanting their country back

I’ve missed Jon Stewart so dang much. The daily Show just isn’t the same without him.

I’m glad he once again called out Fox News for their BS and those “I’m from Real America” people who act like they are the only “real” Americans. #Love it!

(Source: twitter.com, via spacetoasty)

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Jul 23, 2016